
Immature Fun for Sale
Your funnier alter ego — in the palm of your hand!
We specialize in outrageous lasers and flashlights that project hilarious dicks, boobs, cancel sign, peace sign or middle fingers. Perfect for bachelor parties, wild game nights, or driving cats wild. The best unexpected gift for anyone hard to buy for.
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Dick Laser Pointer and Flashlight (coming soon)
Regular price $28.99 CADRegular priceUnit price / per$35.00 CADSale price $28.99 CADSold out -
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Dick Pen Flashlight
Regular price $8.99 CADRegular priceUnit price / per$20.00 CADSale price $8.99 CADSale -
Hilarious Projection Laser Keychain
Regular price $9.99 CADRegular priceUnit price / per$25.00 CADSale price $9.99 CADSale
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Top 7 Uses for a Dick Laser at a Bachelorette P...
1. Tag the Wall Like a Neon BanksyNothing says “I’ve arrived” like a glowing dong projected onto the wall above the jukebox. Instant art. Very exclusive. Extremely lowbrow. 2. Signal...
Top 7 Uses for a Dick Laser at a Bachelorette P...
1. Tag the Wall Like a Neon BanksyNothing says “I’ve arrived” like a glowing dong projected onto the wall above the jukebox. Instant art. Very exclusive. Extremely lowbrow. 2. Signal...
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Why you need a Dick Laser at your Bachelor Party
Let’s be real: bachelor parties aren’t about quiet dinners and polite conversation. They’re about chaos, questionable decisions, and memories you won’t be allowed to talk about at work. Enter the...
Why you need a Dick Laser at your Bachelor Party
Let’s be real: bachelor parties aren’t about quiet dinners and polite conversation. They’re about chaos, questionable decisions, and memories you won’t be allowed to talk about at work. Enter the...
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