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    Dick Lasers and Flashlights

    Your funnier alter ego — in the palm of your hand!

    We specialize in outrageous lasers and flashlights that project hilarious dicks, boobs, cancel sign, peace sign or middle fingers. Perfect for bachelor parties, wild game nights, or driving cats wild. The best unexpected gift for anyone hard to buy for.

    • Dick Laser Pointer and Flashlight (coming soon)

      Dick Laser Pointer and Flashlight (coming soon)

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      Dick Laser Pointer and Flashlight (coming soon)

      Regular price $28.99 CAD
      Regular price $35.00 CAD Sale price $28.99 CAD
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      Dick Pen Flashlight

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      Dick Pen Flashlight

      Regular price $8.99 CAD
      Regular price $20.00 CAD Sale price $8.99 CAD
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    • Hilarious Projection Laser Keychain Dick-icon red laser keychain projecting silhouette onto wall

      Hilarious Projection Laser Keychain

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      Hilarious Projection Laser Keychain

      Regular price $9.99 CAD
      Regular price $25.00 CAD Sale price $9.99 CAD
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      June 2, 2025

      1. Tag the Wall Like a Neon BanksyNothing says “I’ve arrived” like a glowing dong projected onto the wall above the jukebox. Instant art. Very exclusive. Extremely lowbrow. 2. Signal...

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      Let’s be real: bachelor parties aren’t about quiet dinners and polite conversation. They’re about chaos, questionable decisions, and memories you won’t be allowed to talk about at work. Enter the...

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