Your funnier alter ego — in the palm of your hand!

We specialize in outrageous lasers and flashlights that project hilarious dicks, boobs, cancel sign, peace sign or middle fingers. Perfect for bachelor parties, wild game nights, or driving cats wild. The best unexpected gift for anyone hard to buy for.

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  • Top 7 Uses for a Dick Laser at a Bachelorette Party

    Top 7 Uses for a Dick Laser at a Bachelorette P...

    1. Tag the Wall Like a Neon BanksyNothing says “I’ve arrived” like a glowing dong projected onto the wall above the jukebox. Instant art. Very exclusive. Extremely lowbrow. 2. Signal...

    Top 7 Uses for a Dick Laser at a Bachelorette P...

    1. Tag the Wall Like a Neon BanksyNothing says “I’ve arrived” like a glowing dong projected onto the wall above the jukebox. Instant art. Very exclusive. Extremely lowbrow. 2. Signal...

  • Why you need a Dick Laser at your Bachelor Party

    Why you need a Dick Laser at your Bachelor Party

    Let’s be real: bachelor parties aren’t about quiet dinners and polite conversation. They’re about chaos, questionable decisions, and memories you won’t be allowed to talk about at work. Enter the...

    Why you need a Dick Laser at your Bachelor Party

    Let’s be real: bachelor parties aren’t about quiet dinners and polite conversation. They’re about chaos, questionable decisions, and memories you won’t be allowed to talk about at work. Enter the...

  • Lil Meow Meow420 banned live on air

    Lil Meow Meow420 banned live on air

    In an event that will go down in the unholy history books of internet streaming, Twitch’s first known feline streamer, Lil Meow Meow420, has been permanently banned mid-stream after unleashing...

    Lil Meow Meow420 banned live on air

    In an event that will go down in the unholy history books of internet streaming, Twitch’s first known feline streamer, Lil Meow Meow420, has been permanently banned mid-stream after unleashing...

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