Dick Pen Flashlight

Meet the world’s most unnecessarily legendary pen. Sleek, smooth, and ready to scribble, this bad boy writes like a dream—and just when they think you’re all business, BAM—out comes a glowing white dick projected on the wall.

Perfect for office pranksters, bachelor parties, bored students, and chaotic gift-givers. It’s the pen no one asked for, but everyone remembers.

1. Smooth-writing ballpoint
2. Built-in white LED dick projector
3. Twist to write, button to beam
4. Batteries included