Top 7 Uses for a Dick Laser at a Bachelorette Party

1. Tag the Wall Like a Neon Banksy
Nothing says “I’ve arrived” like a glowing dong projected onto the wall above the jukebox. Instant art. Very exclusive. Extremely lowbrow.

2. Signal the Bartender Like a Naughty Lighthouse
Too many people crowding the bar? Aim the laser at the ceiling above the bartender, or better yet, gently spotlight your forehead with it. Subtle? No. Effective? Shockingly, yes.

3. Settle Bar Debates the Immature Way
Can’t decide who’s paying for the next round? Point the laser at the loser. Whoever gets lit... buys the drinks. That’s democracy, baby.

4. Create a Dancefloor “Laser Limbo”
Forget the disco ball—aim your Dick Laser across the floor and get your friends to limbo under it. It’s fun, suggestive, and no one can accuse you of being boring.

5. Enhance the Bathroom Mirror Selfie
If your bestie isn’t blasting a glowing penis over her shoulder while she pouts in the mirror, are you even doing girl’s night right?

6. Flirt With Bold, Dumb Confidence
Is that cutie at the end of the bar making eyes at you? Light up their drink with a quick flash of glowing anatomy. If they laugh, it’s on. If not... disappear into the night like a dirty little Batman.

7. Leave a Glowing Impression on the Dance Floor
Project a bouncing dick icon onto people mid-dance. Bonus points if no one notices and keeps vibing while unknowingly radiating pure immaturity.