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Cat Lazer

Dick Laser Pointer and Flashlight (coming soon)

Dick Laser Pointer and Flashlight (coming soon)

Regular price $28.99 CAD
Regular price $35.00 CAD Sale price $28.99 CAD
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This isn’t just a laser pointer - it’s your new favorite icebreaker.

A sleek flashlight with a secret twist, this little gadget projects inappropriate shapes with the push of a button. Whether you’re stirring up chaos at a Batchelor or bachelorette party, confusing your cat, or just spicing up a Tuesday night, 

It delivers instant laughs and unforgettable reactions.

Why It Rules:

  • Multi Function: Flashlight + UV Light + Laser Pointer
  • Projects a wildly inappropriate images (you’ve been warned)
    • Penis, Middle Finger, Boobs, Peace Symbol, Cancel Symbol
  • Rechargeable via USB—no batteries, no BS
  • Perfect for pets, pranks, and party nights
  • Durable, compact, and ready to misbehave

Disclaimer:
Use with caution. May cause laughter, blushing, or awkward explanations. Not recommended for work meetings or first dates—unless you’re into that.

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