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Cat Lazer
Dick Laser Pointer and Flashlight (coming soon)
Dick Laser Pointer and Flashlight (coming soon)
Regular price
$28.99 CAD
Regular price
$35.00 CAD
Sale price
$28.99 CAD
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This isn’t just a laser pointer - it’s your new favorite icebreaker.
A sleek flashlight with a secret twist, this little gadget projects inappropriate shapes with the push of a button. Whether you’re stirring up chaos at a Batchelor or bachelorette party, confusing your cat, or just spicing up a Tuesday night,
It delivers instant laughs and unforgettable reactions.
Why It Rules:
- Multi Function: Flashlight + UV Light + Laser Pointer
- Projects a wildly inappropriate images (you’ve been warned)
- Penis, Middle Finger, Boobs, Peace Symbol, Cancel Symbol
- Penis, Middle Finger, Boobs, Peace Symbol, Cancel Symbol
- Rechargeable via USB—no batteries, no BS
- Perfect for pets, pranks, and party nights
- Durable, compact, and ready to misbehave
Disclaimer:
Use with caution. May cause laughter, blushing, or awkward explanations. Not recommended for work meetings or first dates—unless you’re into that.
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